Below are the 14 most recent journal entries recorded in ashandpeteshow's LiveJournal:

Thursday, September 29th, 2005
11:54 pm	Its coming back! (maybe...) Pete: So how about one of the fairies next door want me to continue my LJ fling with Ash? Ha.. We're not going to do it b/c the fairy wants it, we're going to do it b/c everyone else always asks "sooo when is it going to start up again?" Typical Lambuth culture, everyone wanting to know whats going on with those 2...lol But anyways, uh give us a week or a little more and we'll give u some stuff to make you shit bricks. :: Miss Vicki appears from suite bathroom :: Miss V: Well well... Pete: Yeah I g2g guys.. :) Current Mood: anxious Current Music: "Logan's 80s Porn Music Ring Tune" by Verizon (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 20th, 2005
11:27 am	Coming back?? Will the Ash and Pete Show be back?? With school coming up, you never know if those feelings will come up again...Or will Mystery Man or the Volutupous Vicki have any say about that? Coming soon....... (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 9th, 2005
12:19 am	Behind the scenes of all sing! Ash: So how about Pete gave an amazing performance at all sing, it got me so turned on. It made me regret ever having done anything with Mystery Man.( to update you kids on the story Pete and I had a huge fight after the last lj entry. Being as how I got with Mystery Man, after I had promised I would give up Mystery Man for lent. And since Pete had gotten with my twin, who just got out of rehab, to get back with me.)So anyway after the performance I went straight to Pete and confessed all of my deep loving feeling for him. Pete: So all this week I had been working my ass off to make all sing entertaining. I figured I could make this a performance to show Ash that she is missing out on one amazing guy. As the show started I decided I would let all hang loose. Ash: So how about all this weekend all I could hear after the show is that Pete was..."Amazing, Scandalous, Awesome, Rocked my world, is he drunk, get it Pete, etc." I knew that all I wanted was the Pete, and that no other bitch could have him. Pete: As I was hearing "Stacey's Mom, Trashy Women, and Pretty Woman" my hormones were taking over and I knew I wanted some ass. But at the same time I knew that I didn't want just any woman, I wanted Ash. Ash: After the show I went to Pete and told him about how could I thought he was. Well as it turned out we were quite civil to each other and decided to go eat together. Pete: Well as we were sitting there I was listening to Ash and well she was just winning me over and I realized how much I needed her and wanted her. Ash: Well after Pete and I finished eating we went back to his room where instead of finishing our conversation we went into a much needed fuck session. Pete: Well all I have to say is that she was damn good, and well we tired of updating the LJ right now because we need to fuck again. Current Mood: horny Current Music: "Mississippi Queen" by Mountain (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, February 28th, 2005
7:00 pm	The Ash Show! Ash: So how about no one should feel sorry for Pete because he is the one who told me that I should go fuck Mystery Man. Yeah because if I remeber correctly we had decieded that we both have an overly active sex drive and that the only way our relationship could survive is if we were to make it an open one. So that what I did I was just having fun i mean after all it is just sex no attachment or commitment right. Current Mood: bitchy Current Music: "It's all Understood" by Jack Johnson (Comment on this)
1:21 am	Pete's Show Pete: So uh how about she is fucking with Mystery Man right now? Ahhh this shit is OVER! How can I be sooo naive to still be associated with the fuckin tramp? As of now I really have no choice but to go fucking around myself.. Speaking of that I think she is tired of me typing and wants a little Pete in her life about...hmm..NOW! Seee yaaa biatches Current Mood: busy Current Music: "Won't Back Down" by Fuel (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, February 25th, 2005
12:19 am	"Its been a while...." Ash: On Sunday I was sitting at the house chillin with the boys drinking a few beers of course when I had to go to Mystery Man's room to get an assignment. While I was up there he started hitting on me majorly. When he had the nerve to say, "Its been a while, I need to tap that ass!" Well for once I was a strong person and I was like no I must stick to my lent (by the way, I gave up mystery man for lent). However, he suggested to get some more beer which I would never turn down free beer. So we went back to the house, drank some beer, and then he asked me to come upstairs to take a tour. But I decided to be a good girl and go across the street and fuck my man Pete! Pete: Yeah it was a pretty good fucking.. So who is Mystery Man? Hmmm... Well shit maybe she realized that I am the one for her.? I dunno... Current Mood: impressed Current Music: "Lala" by Ashlee Simpson (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
7:42 pm	Our Long Weekend! Ash: Well since Pete was going to be gone all weekend Dammit Debbie and I were really bored on Friday when we got out of class so we decided to drive down to Ole Miss (which I don't care for because Ole Miss SUCKS and Mississippi State ROCKS!) which was just supposed to be a day trip until it took us 3 hours to get there instead of 1. Yeah that drive really sucked beacuse we drove all around the farm lands of MS on 7 diffrent hwys trying to find Ole Miss. So get into Oxford and decided to stay the night, where we went out and checked out the Ole Miss bars which really suck. So we are drinking beer just chilling when we get a call to go to a party so went. Pete: So I had to go to a KA convention in Nashvegas, which I rode with the B-Conection. Since it was my hometown I knew exactly where I could get ahold of some very nice ladies. So I call Up my really hott friend and a few of her friends for the B-conection. Ash: So after the party which really sucked we decied to go to the Rebel Bar(drive through beer barn) to get beer. So we are driving down the rode drinking the free beer we got from the party when I pass a cop going 60 in a 30. So of course he pulls me over and well I knew that I was headed to jail because I was speeding, drunk, and drinking while driving. Pete: So we meet the ladies in downtown Nashville, as they approach us the B-conection are in awww of the HOTT women we're about to meet. So we are all trying to figure out what to do when I notice a keychain on one of the girls that said "Ask me about my obsession". So I asked her and then she said well I can't tell you yet. So as we are walking down printer's alley the b-connection become little boys in a candy store when they see the almighty strip club. Ash: So the cop pulls me out of the car and starts to give me the sobritey test when I ask him if we could make a deal. I asked if he would let me out of the tickets and out of being arested if I were to give him something very special. I mean hell I was already going to jail so what was the worst that could happen I would get another ticket on top of the 4 I was about to get. Pete: Well of course we had to go to the strip club which for some reason the girls were all excited about going when we mentioned the idea. So there we were in the strip club surrounded by ass & tities hell ya! Ash: Well to my suprise the cop argeed to having sexual realations with me and dropping the tickets & aresst so I was like hell ya! besides he was a really hott cop. So we went to the cop car and had wild passionate monkey love sex while dammit debbie waited for me in my car. Pete: well we are at the strip club having a hell of a time when the b-conection and I decide that the girls should get on stage and dance. But for some reason the girls were really not into it. So anyway I decided that I needed a lap dance when I noticed the ever so lovely "Areial" so as she heads my way a give here a nice slap on the ass which she enjoyed greatly.Then as I'm sitting there getting a lap dance i nocticed something about this stripper that seemed really familar. Plus she was damn good by the way. Ash: After I was done with the cop I went along on my way where we proceeded to try and buy beer. However by this time the beer barn was closed and in oxford you can't get beer after 12. So we stop at this little gas station where dammit debbie did "favors" for the gas station attendent so that we could buy beer illeagally after midnight in a sirra mist box which we took back to the room and drank until we passed out. Pete: after the lap dance we tried even harder to convince the girls to get on stage when eventualy they did and as they were stripping B-dawg notices something rather odd about the girls when he shouts out aloud in the club "OH MY GOD" she is a shemale. so it turns out that all 3 of them were transexual. So the three of us make pact to decided not to tell anyone about this at all when it dawns on me that holly shit stripping katie ash's room mate is the one who gave me the lap dance and then I knew I was fucked. When suddenly Katie approaches me and says "you guys are fucked." Ash: Yeah so how about Pete went to the strip club but that's ok because on Saturday I went to the rodeo where I definately got lucky in Kentucky with a realy hott sexy cowboy. HELL YA! Ash and Pete's weekend To Be Continued... Current Mood: drunk Current Music: "Back In The Saddle" by: Aerosmith (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 17th, 2005
6:36 pm	Ash kicking Pete's ass Pt. 2 Ash: So there I was I was dragging that bitch Vikki out on to the mud. I was so enraged that my fist were flying. I knocked that bitch senseless!!! Dont get me wrong Vikki got a few good hits in but all in all that bitch went down. Pete: Well uhh dang! All I could see was tits and ass flying all over the place! It was pretty exciting shit until after Ash knocked out Vikki... A muddy and bloody Ashley then gave me a huge stare... I knew I was in deep shit... Ash: Hell ya he was. Because once I got done kicking Vikki's ass I definately let Pete have it. So there I was beating the shit out of Pete in the mud when suddenly I got really turned on and went from fighting to jumping Pete's bones. Pete: So hell fucking yeah..I went from watching potential lesbian action, to getting my ass kicked by a muddy chick, and then fucking BANGING ONE IN THE MUDD!! Sweet!!! Ass and titties, ass and titties..hell fucking YEAH! Ash: So I realized so what if he had fucked vikki. i had fucked the mystery man which by the way i gave him up for lent so i'm not fucking him anymore. But anyway Pete is the one I want plus his penis is so huge. Pete: I guess we took the Love Doctor's advice. But.. uh I need some god damn sushi! Oh..And by the way, B-Dawg, the monkey love sex is amazing! Current Mood: crazy Current Music: "Nikki" by Prince (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 15th, 2005
8:58 pm	How Ash kicked Pete's ass! Ash: So how about I was at the KA house this afternoon just sitting around playing with the big green bouncey ball with Pete when all of the sudden he got this strange phone call and sudden ran out the door and left. Pete: well it had really been getting on my nerves knowing that Ash had been getting with "mystery man" so i decided to get back at her by getting with my hott 45 year old dance teacher. So when vikki called me this afternoon to come over i definatly took her up on that offer. Ash: So how pissed was I when I found out that it was Mrs. Vikki who had called him. I mean the woman is old enough to be his mother why the hell does he wanna fuck that wrinkled shit. So I decided to be a bitch and follow his punkass. Well I saw him walk down to the athletic building, so i casualy hung around out side smoking a cig. then walked in to the building where I heard these strange noises come from dance studio. Pete: well let me tell you I was definately enjoying myself because even though the women might be old she is definately hott and well expreinced. She definately rocked my world. So I'm getting it on having the time of my life when I sudden smell this mixture of beer and cigs. then suddenly I was like "Oh Shit". I mean ash had definately caught b/c no one else drinks that much beer or smokes that many cigs. to perminatly have that smell on them. Ash: So I bust open the door and well just stood there listining to Pete shout go Vikki go. Then he gave me that look like oh shit I'm in some fucked up trouble now. And I just shot one back that said "I KICKING YA'LLS ASSES"! Pete: So my instincts were right it was her and then it happened I saw that look just you know that terets look as she chugged the last of her beer and I knew it was all over now. She came over and snatched vikki by the hair as she pulled her across the room and out the door. So I threw on my pants and ran after them.... TO BE CONTINUED..... Current Mood: devious Current Music: "Gotta Get Away" by Offspring (1 Comment |Comment on this)
12:44 am	To our friends, we would love your feedback on our version of "Strange Love" Current Mood: creative Current Music: Wake Me Up When September Ends by Greenday (Comment on this)
12:42 am	Wow Pete: Ummm hmm Ash: Oh baby... Current Mood: crazy Current Music: P*ssy Control by Prince (Comment on this)
Monday, February 14th, 2005
10:44 pm	Stupid Pete! Ash: So how about Mr.Pete didn't go to dinner with me tonight for Valentines Day. Oh no, he had to go to his stupid creative dance class instead. But I think that the real reason he wanted to go to class is because he is banging his 45 year old Dance teacher named Vikki. Oh well who cares at least I still have mystery man. Pete: Well uh yeah I had a greeeat night at Creative Dance with the ever sooo lovely Vikki. hehehe, Thats our little secret my Live Journal fans. I don't know whats up w/ me and Ash. I know a lot of yall are wondering, "Pete, is the magic still there?" To be honest I don't know... But anyways I have a extra long night ahead of me if you know what I mean:) Current Mood: dirty Current Music: she hates me by puddle of mudd (Comment on this)
10:43 pm	happy vday Happy Valentine's Day from the strange love journal freaks, Ash and Pete Current Mood: horny Current Music: Lets Get It On by Marvin Gaye (Comment on this)
Sunday, February 13th, 2005
12:10 am	Intimate Moments! Ash: The first time that I knew I wanted the Mystery Man, well now come to think of it I don't think I ever wanted him. Now that I really think about it I just was drunk and well Pete was wasn't around at the moment so I took what I could get. Pete: Well I wasn't drunk but I was in "the zone" but I was kind of wondering where the hell my girl was and then all of the sudden I hear the walls start shaking so my instints start telling me that there was magic being made up stairs and I wasn't involved. Ash: So there I was just lying there in bed praying that it was almost over when I suddenly here everyone banging on the door yelling way to go. Pete: After I heard the noises I knew nothing good would come out of this. My heart sank to the level of a desprate school boy. Dammit Danny was right. Ash: So after the banging of the door we finished up and then I imedittly got dressed and went down stairs. Pete: All I could say was how could you, how could you, you dirty &$@&@*$# #!&%#.My heart still sinking deeper and deeper to the level of a desprate school boy. Ash: so I walk down stairs to find a very happy Lumber Jack who gave me a hug, a confused Dammit Deddie, and a very heart broken Pete. So I ran over to Pete and imeditaly began to beg for forgiveness telling him of how sorry I was and how small the "mystery man" was. Because Pete is so much better. Pete: So I thought about her apology and sudden relized how desprate I was to get a girl so I took her bak, but hey atleast I better in bed. Ash: In conclusion I relized that no matter how desprate and drunk you are a small penis is never the solution. (1 Comment |Comment on this)