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We met at a porn store. From there we went on our first date at Perkins. We now have a tradition where we go eat sushi and visit the porn store every Saturday night. Our favorite thing to do is play with the BIG green bouncy ball!!! We enjoy spending unusual nights with our boys, the B-Connection. They are some cocky son of a guns especially "Love Doctor" Bryan. Occassionaly Ash likes to spend midnight rendezvous nights with "Mystery Man". We love to throw lavish parties where "the Mexican" enjoys giving tours to unexpected freshmen girls. While we have a wide variety of friends, we do have those who are not cool enough to engage in our inner circle of times. One of these being that fat disgusting %&&#^%#@^#% and ^&&&^#&^%#&^ named FATTERFIELD. Another would be the dear soul who has only a one inch penis who shall remain nameless. However while we have those who we don't like we do have people who are very entertaining and fun. Such as our dear friends the Drunk LumberJack, our computer dork friend that lives in the bat cave and his buddy bat girl (Elli), the buddies at app. D14, Dammit Debbie, then we can't forget my crazy twin Mary Kate who is addicted to coke, and in spirit "Porker".

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